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Assholes Inc

Written by David Harry   
Monday, 11 August 2008 10:53

We’ll F@%k up the competition

Looking for new ways to rise above the pack? Here at AI we say;

“If you can’t beat ‘em – destroy ‘em!”

You’ve heard of reputation management services, but do you know about our anti-reputation management programs? We’re the company that keeps the rep managers in business. If you’ve got a competitor (or even a friend, spouse… we don’t care) that needs to be bitch slapped far and wide on the web, then you’ve come to the right spot.

Here’s just some of the nightmare your target will face;

  • Lost revenues
  • Destroyed marketing campaigns
  • PR staff breakdown
  • Search engine sadness
  • Mental instability for executives
  • Hair loss (from pulling it out)
  • Increased rep management costs.
  • Email overflow and madness
  • Internal stress and strife

 

 

Regrets I have a few

Written by David Harry   
Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:28
.... but too few to mention.

For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way!

..I'm just sayin'

 

Social Media Cash Grab

Written by David Harry   
Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:57

Do they care about those that help build them?

(I wasn't going to post this, but thanks to Li Evans first step , and the support of others - the die is cast)

I took a day away from the world of social to spend some long needed time with my family. It seemed some retrospective evaluation was needed, emotionally and financially. In the end analysis there is every reason to wonder why I play in Social Media at all (and I mean media not networking)?

Cheers Mate!A few things are for certain;

  1. I don’t actually care for power user popularity (only real peeps liking me)
  2. I have never made a dime for my efforts - so no financial gain
  3. The management of these websites are less than appreciative (this is the big one)

In my musings and ranting over the last couple days, more than a few folks told me that these websites had ‘put me on the map’ or something along those lines. While some of you may think this is something to behold, it means absolutely nothing to me. I would far rather have a close circle of friends and like-minded individuals than mindless drones sending me stuff to Stumble, Mixx, Sphinn or Digg.

Furthermore, the traffic is all but negligent as well considering I have NEVER received a new client from my blog nor any type of financial benefit. The advertising on my blog is FREE and I merely promote friends offerings because they are my friends (or peeps worthy of promoting). So this is a non-profit blogging experience to be sure.

 

 

My plan for world domination

Written by David Harry   
Saturday, 31 May 2008 09:47

The Jokes on you

Dave the JokerSeems that Paul put out another edition of 'If Search Marketing had Action Figures' - and yours truly was dubbed 'the Joker'. A troubling development to be sure as now my cover has been blown - BLAST!! Now I have no choice but to unleash my evil plan for world destruction... I give you, the world's funnies joke - watch it IF YOU DARE!!

 

How to cut productivity in half

Written by David Harry   
Wednesday, 30 April 2008 09:02

Dammit!

Hi there… can u lend me a hand? I could use one.

Just a note to all that after a trip to the fracture clinic yesterday, seems my hand is actually broken (who knew?) - after spending the last few weeks thinking it was ‘just a bit of swelling’ – huh, freaky…

Next visit to the doc’ is Thursday (May 08) and so, for the next while, I shall be limited to one-handed typing which is not only frustrating, but a tad tiring strangely… Fortunately I have a few posts nearly done, but things will still likely be quieter here none-the-less… clients come first.

Talk to the hand

For now I have a funky fiberglass 1/2 cast which is like wearing a concrete glove (@$%&). Fortunately I can take it off to shower.. and scratch them itches (whew)...

DOH

 


If anyone out there feels like guest posting over the next while – go for it!! This would certainly be a great time to step up and blaze the trail – just don’t show me up ;0)

Until next time; play safe (seriously, lol)

 
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