Ok, I have avoided the whole PageRank brew-ha-ha up until this point (it's actually only TOOLBAR PAGERANK that we know of - silly imps) ... but simply because I like to stay in step with the latest craze, like the cool kids do, I have 3 things to add to the pile of steaming crap that is this recent fascination among the minions;
A ranting we will go, a ranting we will go some fun with my therapist...
Dave: Whats up Doc?
Doc: Not much Dave, how have you been?
< shudder weevil > .. my work is kinda screwed up.
Doc: uh hummmm
. <scribble scribble>
Dave: I stopped watching CNN like ya asked me too and I am pretty sure the world aint gonna end, at least if it does, I wont see it coming. Now I am getting creeped out by my work. <shake spudder>
Dave: Well, I am trying to get sane and I cant figure out what the hell I am aiming for. The so-called 'normal' people are freaking me out. I mean, there is this California dood, and he is the Public Relations (PR?) guy for a department of a major search engine. And when he sneezes the entire industry goes looking for a flu shot <sneezle wonk>
Doc: .. and germs creep you out?
Dave: Well, yeah, but that aint my point. You see, I cant tell if the other kids in my class are really getting sick from the flu or simply faking it to get attention. Thats what PageRank will do to ya.
Doc: ..and whats a pagerank?<scribble,scribble,scribble>
Dave: hopefully Top 10 but whats it to ya? ba-dum-dum --
Doc: Excuse me? <drops pencil>
Dave: Point is, what can I do? These folks are REALLY nutz. Am I really trying to achieve this level of insanity to feel some sense of normalcy? Or is everybody crazy?
Doc: Lets up your dosage and see how it goes
.. maybe your PageRank will feel better in the morning. <books next appointment>
....and I think that's about it...... /rant